Celebrity Boobs, Butts and Sextape News Recap

“Lindsay Lohan’s ridiculous Purple Magazine spread” links
Lindsay Lohan‘s Purple Magazine spread.
Lindsay Lohan’s Terry Richardson Photo Shoot
Lindsay Lohan did her best Jesus impression for the cover of Purple magazine and if she’s Jesus, then I have sinned!
Lindsay Lohan does Purple
Lindsay Lohan did a photoshoot with Terry Richardson for Purple and it came out as you’d expect.
Quickies Redux
Emily Blunt shopping in L.A.
You tease
Quickies: Classic Cootchie
Renee Zellweger and Reese Witherspoon have a “Who’s Skinnier?” contest.  Renee wins by a clavicle!
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Afternoon Crumbs
This picture of Lindsay Lohan is missing an appearance by the Coppertone dog (preferably played by a bite-happy Pit Bull) - Egotastic!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
NSFW! Don’t click the picture.
Hot Links
Do Not Adjust Your Screens
No, this isn’t the work of some junior high boy with Photoshop, and there’s nothing wrong with your monitor.
Afternoon time wasters
No, this Wii demonstration wasn’t awkward at all.
Robert Pattinson wants man boobs
While Kellan Lutz admits he’s jealous of Robert Pattinson’s acting skills, Pattinson is jealous of Lutz’s pecs.
Vanessa Paradis Does Not Want To Be The Next Jennifer Aniston
For those of you who guessed March 4th as the day the first "ANGIE IS TRYING TO STEAL JOHNNY" story hit the tabloids, give yourself an extra pat on the nipple!
Mel B’s Cups Are Nicely Filled, MC’s Are XL
Pink hottie Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte dined at Katsuya in West Hollywood Wednesday night - (03/03/10). Melanie Brown's body looks smashing!